A-Ah..

I hadn't been expecting.. company. Pardon me for the noise, will you?

Usually, it's only me in here. Quite frankly, this intimacy is a little awkward.. aha.

....

I guess you're free to look at what you want, really. I can't stop you. I was looking too.. I always look.

It'd be nice if you were a bit more gentle..

And if you just want the important stuff, it's all found in the brain.

You.. don't know which one that is?

From left to right, these are their names: intestines, stomach, liver, pancreas, kidneys, lungs, and bladder!

They're pretty neat, aren't they?... I grew them myself. I'm so proud.

Aw... Thank you! I bet your organs are cute too.

...

...Oh...

...You mean to say...?...

What do you mean, "my face?"

I thought everyone's organs had their face printed on them. It's not weird, is it?...

Now I feel bad...

...Oh, but you said it's still cute. Thank you... That makes me feel better. At least I'm unique, right?

So, what types of organs do you have?

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

I have all those too! And all those glands and the skin and whatnot and the stuff that's not in my torso, too. (My brain's not pictured here, but I assure you he's real cute!)

Wait, but —

You say there's something missing?

...?

I don't know what you're talking about. Clearly that's not an organ if people can function without it.

Do you have a ...?







That's weird.

I think I'm a bit grossed out to hear you elaborate on it. ...No thanks, I'll do without the details.



Um, but, are you even sure that's a real organ? Like... you haven't seen it up close, have you?



One time in science class? Years ago? ...And you still think it's real?

No... sorry. I don't think I believe that.

I've seen all my organs and I guarantee you that thing doesn't even exist.